Congrats On Your Big Accomplishment

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Listening to the radio in my car today and heard a Little Debbie commercial(couldn't find an online link to it).  Went something like you got out of bed this morning you deserve a Honey Bun,  you got your kids on the school bus you deserve a brownie or whatever.  A Honey Bun has 486 calories, 26.8 grams of fat.  I'm making an informed guess that getting out of bed burns about 10 calories.  If you think you deserve a 486 calorie crappy tasting donut thing for getting out of bed it might be time to take a hard look at your life and maybe go see a therapist.
I enjoy a tasty pastry or desert now and then(I once even posted about enjoying Nutty Bars during a run.)  However I don't give myself factory made prepackaged ones as "rewards" for getting out of bed in the morning.  Shouldn't being able to get out of bed in the morning be its own reward.
Other big accomplishments?  Getting the kids on the school bus, remembering to use the turn signal, not getting a flat tire.  I'm sorry but no.  I think there are laws requiring kids going to school and turn signal usage.  If getting flat tires is a regular thing for you maybe buy some new tires.


If Honey Buns = getting out of bed in the morning what do the other products equal?

Took a shower = Oatmeal Cream Pie
Didn't yell at spouse = Little Debbie
Fed the dog = Star Crunch
Picked up dirty clothes off floor = Swiss Rolls
Replaced toliet paper roll = Someone is eating a bag of donunts 
Cleaned lint filter on dryer = Devil Squares