I enjoy a tasty pastry or desert now and then(I once even posted about enjoying Nutty Bars during a run.) However I don't give myself factory made prepackaged ones as "rewards" for getting out of bed in the morning. Shouldn't being able to get out of bed in the morning be its own reward.
Other big accomplishments? Getting the kids on the school bus, remembering to use the turn signal, not getting a flat tire. I'm sorry but no. I think there are laws requiring kids going to school and turn signal usage. If getting flat tires is a regular thing for you maybe buy some new tires.
If Honey Buns = getting out of bed in the morning what do the other products equal?
Took a shower = Oatmeal Cream Pie
Didn't yell at spouse = Little Debbie
Fed the dog = Star Crunch
Picked up dirty clothes off floor = Swiss Rolls
Replaced toliet paper roll = Someone is eating a bag of donunts
Cleaned lint filter on dryer = Devil Squares